Changes on facebook

Just logged into Facebook and saw so many changes. There's a column at the right hand side that lets you track everything that's going on in everyone's life, like a score update. Next thing we know, there will be a second-by-second update about- Twwhbh wyfwvt' has just farted... 'Hgdv Yfdcf' visited a porn site... Come on.. Life isn't so interesting to make each and every detail public! Yes, Facebook lets us connect with long lost friends and let's us have fun and share a few bits of our life with the people that matter. But Mark Zuckerberg has taken things too far this time. We don't want to know when a school friend sneezed or when a colleague at work took a Crocin for his headache. Do we make that clear, Mr. Zuckerberg?

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A few funny status updates that I found on Twitter and Facebook over the last few days-

"Roses are red and violets are blue. We have no mutual friends, so who the hell are you?"

"After the whitewash, the boys can hardly wait for another coat of distemper."

"Team India's motto this English tour: Pick an English batsman and try to match his first innings score!"

"England beat India 4-0. Dravid beat England"

 "The Indian Cricket Team should thank Anna Hazare for diverting the attention away from their performance."

"I miss those days when I would type 'Anna' and Google would suggest 'Kournikova'.."

"If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con', then the opposite of progress would be... Congress"



Disclaimer: I didn't come up with any of the above, just felt like sharing the funny ones.