A few funny status updates that I found on Twitter and Facebook over the last few days-
"Roses are red and violets are blue. We have no mutual friends, so who the hell are you?"
"After the whitewash, the boys can hardly wait for another coat of distemper."
"Team India's motto this English tour: Pick an English batsman and try to match his first innings score!"
"England beat India 4-0. Dravid beat England"
"The Indian Cricket Team should thank Anna Hazare for diverting the attention away from their performance."
"I miss those days when I would type 'Anna' and Google would suggest 'Kournikova'.."
"If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con', then the opposite of progress would be... Congress"
Disclaimer: I didn't come up with any of the above, just felt like sharing the funny ones.
"Roses are red and violets are blue. We have no mutual friends, so who the hell are you?"
"After the whitewash, the boys can hardly wait for another coat of distemper."
"Team India's motto this English tour: Pick an English batsman and try to match his first innings score!"
"England beat India 4-0. Dravid beat England"
"The Indian Cricket Team should thank Anna Hazare for diverting the attention away from their performance."
"I miss those days when I would type 'Anna' and Google would suggest 'Kournikova'.."
"If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con', then the opposite of progress would be... Congress"
Disclaimer: I didn't come up with any of the above, just felt like sharing the funny ones.
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